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Originally Posted by Gayle Knight
I've read through this thread very carefully and been slightly reluctant to join just in case it damages any of my serious political aspirations but I'm afraid I can't hold back any longer.
You have to question the reason why people wear thongs and it's to avoid VPL - it's one or the other and I know which one I find most ugly.
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There you go again Gayle, you pretend to be a helpful caring sort of person but deep down you have a mean streak, you knew that by using the Initials VPL you would fool some poor unsuspecting man into asking an embarrassing question!
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By Doug.....OK, No one else is asking so I will........What's VPL?
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It just had to be Doug that fell into the trap, you know very well that he is probably already feeling very sensitive having just gone through yet another birthday, but did that stop you?
No you just baited the trap and waited, I think you must have been a spider in a former life (and Doug a fly), or was it just that after learning the power you had over boys with dirty knees you combined this rather dubious gift with your other childhood hobby of pulling the wings off insects?

Doug if you want to spend a couple of hours in the calm room trying to recover from this traumatic experience, I will knock 50% off the charge on production of a Doctors Note!