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Tealeaf · 08-08-2005, 10:58

Hmmmmm....don't forget that the German word for the Town hall is "Das Rathause". (I'm not making this up).

The problem with increased numbers of rats is not just peculiar to Accy; it's everywhere. The reason is only partially due to increased resistance to poison. The main cause is that their everday foodstuff is far more easily available. I'm talking, of couse, of takeaway Mac's, Pizza's, KFC's, Kebabs and all the other rubbish masquerading as human foodstuff; It's not - it's rat food. So just remember that next time youve had a few drinks and then bite into a two quid donner kabab, only to sling the rest of it; because that is Ratty's Midnight Feast.

08-08-2005, 10:58	#31
Tealeaf God Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Paradise Lost Posts: 7,220 Liked: 11 times Rep Power: 4266	Re: anyone esle seen huge rats in accy and where Hmmmmm....don't forget that the German word for the Town hall is "Das Rathause". (I'm not making this up). The problem with increased numbers of rats is not just peculiar to Accy; it's everywhere. The reason is only partially due to increased resistance to poison. The main cause is that their everday foodstuff is far more easily available. I'm talking, of couse, of takeaway Mac's, Pizza's, KFC's, Kebabs and all the other rubbish masquerading as human foodstuff; It's not - it's rat food. So just remember that next time youve had a few drinks and then bite into a two quid donner kabab, only to sling the rest of it; because that is Ratty's Midnight Feast.