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Re: The King died.
As everyone knows, Elvis was kidnapped by Aliens in 1973 and replaced by a robotic substitute. Aliens like to interfere in human affairs. From his secret hideout in the South Pacific (shared by Princess Diana and Lord Lucan) he is organising a mass restructuring of popular culture by the secret brainwashing of thousands via subliminal messages on the internet. Expect the whole world to break out in a rash of Elvis Impersonators soon
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