[Tinkerbelle]

This man named fred goes into a pub toilets for a pee when he see's a man standing at the urinals with no arms. Fred finishes his pee and heads for the door when he hears the man say " excuse me mate, don't suppose you could help me could you, the thing is i am desperate for a pee but i have no arms, would you get my dick out and hold it while i have a pee?" fred feeling sorry for the poor chap gets his dick out and holds it while he has a pee. while freds doing this he notices that the guys penis is all red and scabby with warts on it that have hairs groing out of them. The guy says "thanks for helping me but could you do one more thing and just shake it for me ?" so fred shakes it for him then puts it back in his pants and zips up his fly. fred asked the man "sorry but i could'nt help noticing how red your penis looked whats wrong with it??" the fella pulled his arms out of his jacket and said" i don't know but i'm not f***in touching it".