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Old 24-08-2005, 10:26   #15
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Re: Its "Nice to Ladies Week"

as a regular pram pusher i feel qualified in this subject and have to agree that most pram pushers are a hazzard or an obstruction

for example pram pusher 1 meets fellow pram pusher 2 in home and bargain and instead of simply moving their prams to the side and stand behind them as to not take up the whole isle they proceed to abandon their prams where ever they may be at that particular time then park their bums in whatever little space their is left for other people to get past

not only does this prevent shoppers getting by but the situation worsens when pram pusher 3 arrives on the scene trying to get past but pram pushers 1 + 2 develop a severe hearing problem which after 3 attempts at been polite pram pusher 3 simply rams either pram pusher 1 or 2 in the ankle with their pram and makes out like it was an accident resulting in pram pushers 1+2 eventualy moving and once again the steady flow of shoppers resumes until another pair of dimwits come along and repeat the cinario again

CAUTION

do not ram chavs in the ankle they see it as part of their mating ritual and will buy you a bottle of WKD to make up for your attack and try sleeping with you or simply smash the bottle over your head
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