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I heard our 'keeper was the bench. It was placed in the centre of the goals, fully polished for the occasion, and had a great game. Coley, delighted with its performance, has signed the blighter on non-contract terms to defy Exeter and all who come after them. Actually, there has been interest from Fergie (not the Royal toe-fetisher) and Mr Moribund at Chelsea but Coley knows how to hold on to a good 'keeper when he sees one and has refused their six-figure bids. Come on, Rafa, get your higher bid in quick before the rot sets in the legs!