[staggeringman]

your on about dogs poo-pooing in your garden just read this! i used to be a pool attendant and i said to this kid oneday, yohoo can you pass me that next to your foot and he tried to step on it but it shoot from under his foot!he tried again whoosh off it went, i said try and step on it from the top?he tried and then squeeled , holding his foot up there was a great big turd stuck between his toes.