You just can't beat a woman's revenge......
A husband wrote a letter for his wife to find:
To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and
I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope
that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the
evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please
don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table:
My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I
would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54
years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you
read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who,
like your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math,
you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one
small
difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.
__________________
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
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