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Old 18-09-2005, 12:55   #2
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Re: Questions that will always remain unanswered.

Ohhh found some more.............

9. Why do they lock petrol station toilets? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

14. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

15. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

16. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

17. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
18. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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