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Sparkologist · 18-09-2005, 18:16

An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices something strange about the wellies the Irish guy is wearing.

She says, "'Scuse me mate, I ain't being funny or nuffink, but why duz one of your wellies 'ave an L on it an' de uva one's got an R on it?"

So the Irish guy smiles, puts down his glass of Guinness and replies, "Well, oim a little bit tick, yer see. De one wit the R on it is for me roight foot and the one wit the L's for me left foot."

"F**k me!" exclaims the Essex girl. "So that's why me knickers 'ave got C&A on 'em!"

18-09-2005, 18:16	#1094
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 57	Re: Joke Of The Day An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices something strange about the wellies the Irish guy is wearing. She says, "'Scuse me mate, I ain't being funny or nuffink, but why duz one of your wellies 'ave an L on it an' de uva one's got an R on it?" So the Irish guy smiles, puts down his glass of Guinness and replies, "Well, oim a little bit tick, yer see. De one wit the R on it is for me roight foot and the one wit the L's for me left foot." "F**k me!" exclaims the Essex girl. "So that's why me knickers 'ave got C&A on 'em!" __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!