[Sparkologist]

This Yorkshire kid goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for a box of condoms.

The chemist asks, "How old are you, son?"

The kid replies, "Eleven."

"I can't sell you any condoms," the chemist says. "You're too young."

The kid says, "Gimme some rubbers or I'll break your windows."

"All right, cool it," the chemist says to the kid. "What kind of condoms do you want?"

The kid tells him, "Gimme the French ticklers."

The druggist says, "Listen, kid. Do you know what one of those things will do to a woman?"

"No," the young Tyke replies, "but I hear they make a sheep jump pretty high!"