I once was running across road opposite morrisons one lunch time in pouring rain got to other side and tripped over a manhole cover and landed sprawled out on the pavement in a massive puddle. I was so dazed I just laid there until a man came over to ask me if I was ok. I shot up off the floor with a big smile on my face saying how I was perfectly fine and thanking him then ran into the market hall, practically burst into tears, checked my leg and I had split my knee open. So not only were my pants wet through, my pride hurt and my leg pouring with blood. I had to spend the rest of the day explaining why I was so wet and mucky!
The other time was less public. My dryer is in the shed at the end of my yard. One freezing evening I went to put some clothes in the dryer, slipped on a patch of ice landed on my bum, got up quickly and I had split my pants all the way up my backside!!!!
Ok now you can laugh at that
