[mez]

not long back this summer, i sat on my wooden bench , you know the ones with the bench attached to either side of the table, well i was talking on my phone when!!!!!! blast i finished up on my bum on the floor banged my head on the parasol base .......under the table......... phone went one way .......glasses another.... my mate shouting wots bl**dy happened........ i could not get up , our susan answered the phone with..."my nan's hurt she's under the table" to which my mate dashed down from ferngore to help me ..............by the time she got here i was sat on a chair , having been rescued by a neighbour(me on all fours crawling from under said table) laughing my head off ...........boy did i ache the day after . he he he he