[Gayle]

Ladies and Gentlemen it’s here, the moment you’ve been waiting for, the awards are about to begin, please take your seats. Here she is, your hostess for the evening, Gayle.

Good evening everybody, it’s nice to see so many of you have dressed for the occasion. Welcome to the Awards, I’m sure it’s going to be an exciting evening. We have a few special guests in the audience, I see Tom Cruise is in the front row, sorry but I think you’re going to be disappointed tonight Tom. Oh, and over there we have the entire cast of Lost, please don’t all come up if you win again, the stage isn’t big enough for all of you. And it would appear we have a contingency in from Hyndburn Borough Council, could you all sit down at the back please and stop being rowdy, this is not council chambers you know.

We have a great evening ahead of us and Roy has kindly donated a lot of ackers for prizes. Winners will also find their names turning a different colour on the Who’s Online section and your Avatar will change (but that’s only a temporary thing and the avatars will return to normal tomorrow).

So without further ado, let’s get on to the first award of the evening.