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Romps · 26-09-2005, 20:40

Windows!

A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains. He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. He shows her many textures, prints and hues of pink fabrics. Once she has finally picked out a pink floral pattern, the salesman asked her "What sizes do you need?"

She replies "15 inches."

He exclaims "15 INCHES?! What room are they for?" She says, "I only need one, and it's not for a room. It's for my computer monitor."

The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not
have curtains."

The blond says "HELLOOooooooo.... I've got Windows!"

26-09-2005, 20:40	#1097
Romps Clearly Classy....... Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oswaldtwistle Posts: 846 Blog Entries: 15 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 22070	Re: Joke Of The Day Windows! A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains. He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. He shows her many textures, prints and hues of pink fabrics. Once she has finally picked out a pink floral pattern, the salesman asked her "What sizes do you need?" She replies "15 inches." He exclaims "15 INCHES?! What room are they for?" She says, "I only need one, and it's not for a room. It's for my computer monitor." The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not have curtains." The blond says "HELLOOooooooo.... I've got Windows!" __________________ My Gallery My Albums