A Scottish soldier
A Scottish soldier in full dress uniform marches into a chemists.
The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandanna, and opens it to reveal a smaller silk square which he unfolds to reveal a condom.
The condom has a number of patches on it. He holds it up.
"How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the pharmacist.
"Six pence," says the pharmacist.
"How much for a new one?"
"Ten pence."
The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandana,
places it in his sporran and marches out the door of the chemist.
A moment or two later a great shout goes up, followed by an even Greater shout.
The Scot walks back in again, and marches up to the pharmacist.
"The regiment has taken a vote," the Scot says. .........................
"We'll have a new one".