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Busman747 · 02-10-2005, 21:05

I have been quite fortunate in that I have only managed 2 broken ribs so far in my life - but the circumstances are a little bizarre to say the least!

My former (deceased) wife weighed in at under 7 stone and just scraped past the 5 ft mark but decided that she wanted HUGE biceps to compensate so she started weight-lifting. She used plastic bottles filled with water, then sand and gradually increased the size of bottles. (she DID buy proper weights later on) and to prove her strength she would regularly swing a punch at my arm to see how much she could hurt me!

As most men are probably aware, women are not very good in the aiming department and one day she caught me in the ribs instead of the arm and broke 2 ribs.

She was so full of remorse but seemed to take great delight still in making me laugh and anyone that has broken ribs will know how painful THAT is!!

Two months later, she hit me in exactly the same place again and broke the same 2 bl***y ribs again!

02-10-2005, 21:05	#30
Busman747 Always EVIL within us Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Accrington Posts: 1,568 Blog Entries: 4 Liked: 40 times Rep Power: 1670	Re: What have you broken? I have been quite fortunate in that I have only managed 2 broken ribs so far in my life - but the circumstances are a little bizarre to say the least! My former (deceased) wife weighed in at under 7 stone and just scraped past the 5 ft mark but decided that she wanted HUGE biceps to compensate so she started weight-lifting. She used plastic bottles filled with water, then sand and gradually increased the size of bottles. (she DID buy proper weights later on) and to prove her strength she would regularly swing a punch at my arm to see how much she could hurt me! As most men are probably aware, women are not very good in the aiming department and one day she caught me in the ribs instead of the arm and broke 2 ribs. She was so full of remorse but seemed to take great delight still in making me laugh and anyone that has broken ribs will know how painful THAT is!! Two months later, she hit me in exactly the same place again and broke the same 2 bly ribs again!* __________________ Pray that there is intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's Bu""er all down here on Earth - (Eric Idle)