[Mik Dickinson]

Heres one for you:-
Two Blonde Genies

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially
buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three
wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by
50 beautiful women. He makes love to some of them and begins to explore the
house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet; he looks down and
the floor is covered in $1000 bills.

Then, there's a knock at the door. . . He answers it and standing there are
two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the
nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and! hang him by the neck until he's
dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two
blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can understand
the first wish ... having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to
make love to."

"I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he wanted
to be hung like a black man is beyond me."