[grannyclaret]

when my son was very little ,we were in the supermarket ,when he kept asking for sauceon ,,i diddent know what he meant until we passed the tomato sauce ,then i twigged ,i often said do you want sauce on ,, then another time they were at school after xmas and he had written that father christmas had brought me some tits, he actualy meant tights,i was most embarressed