[PILKYBUSDRIVER]

A dustman is going along the street picking up wheely bins.
He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, so after
a quick look, he knocks on the door.
Eventually, a Japanese man answers.....
"Harro", he says.
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toiret" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.
"No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toiret, I tol you". Says the Japanese man.
"Mate", says the dustman ...."you're misunderstanding me ....where's
yourwheely bin?"
"OK, OK", says the Japanese guy. "I wheely bin having w@nk".