I feel I must protest, 48 weeks of the year I and the rest of my vertically challanged mates, (wingy, mick, Garinda and I (Oh, rindy don't start moaning I only mentioned you so that you won't feel left out!)), suffer the ridicule that the rest of you force upon us.
Christmas time is not only the time when we find employment but, we also begin to feel loved! The joy we get from children (and adults wearing brownie uniforms) when rindy comes on stage and they warn us, "he's behind you!".
Please, Please, don't take this away from us we don't want to be P.C. we just want to be
LOVED.