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accymel · 19-10-2005, 23:15

Subject: FW: Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married

Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., abit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with
such a quick-witted solution(even when totally smashed), in order
to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him Midnight". He didn't seem ****ed off at all. Whew! Got away
with that one!

Then he said,"We need a new cuckoo clock". "When I asked him why",
he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
said, Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
cuckooed another
3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the
coffee table And f*rted."

19-10-2005, 23:15	#1120
accymel I am Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 7,688 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 0	Re: Joke Of The Day Subject: FW: Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., abit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution(even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him Midnight". He didn't seem ***ed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said,"We need a new cuckoo clock". "When I asked him why", he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, Oh sht.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table And f*rted."