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>Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a
>husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men
>increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
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>The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose
>a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down
>except to leave the place, never to return.
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>A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
>husbands...
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>First floor
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>The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women
>read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not
>loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
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>Second floor
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>The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
>extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's
>further up?"
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>Third floor
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>This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
>looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women,
>"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went."
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>Fourth floor
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>This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
>are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
>romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be
>awaiting us further on! "
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>So up to the fifth floor they went.
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>Fifth floor
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>The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove
>that women are f * * king impossible to please. The exit is to your left,
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>hope you fall down the stairs. "
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