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Originally Posted by Gayle
It is a good play and it's not 'saucy'. It's more about relationships than anything else. We put it on last March and it's back by popular demand. Seriously, it's worth a night out.
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There you go you see Gayle not much of a sales pitch that,
'It's not saucy', to get more blokes going to see it what you need to do is
imply that it is 'saucy', hint about what he would miss if he didn't get a seat near the front.
Charge four times the normal rate for any seat in the front three rows, then, when he goes through the usher can check his ticket greet him with a knowing smile and say, "Welcome Sir, now if you will just leave your mac with the cloakroom attendant I will direct you to your seat".
Once the show starts he won't move from his seat and would never demand his money back for fear of embarrassment!
Not only would the show make a profit but at the same time you have struck a blow for all the women of the world!