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Originally Posted by West Ender
I hate "serviette" too. I also hate "pardon" when someone has misheard and "toilet" instead of lavatory. Just me being quirky I suppose.
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"I do beg your pardon, please forgive me for interrupting but would you have a spare serviette? I wouldn't ask but the lavatory seems to have run out of toilet paper, I have tried a napkin but that just seems to get stuck in the bend, I only came into this cafe for some tea with my dinner but now seem to be stuck in the bog so I'll never get to drink my char or eat my meal!".