I once had to explain to a vicars wife that when she was offered a 'brew' we meant tea or coffee not beer.
I am constantly ribbed for saying things are in th'oven.
While new to Manchester & running a pub I put up a notice saying chip tcakes & it was a week later i found out nobody asked for them because they thought they had currants in.

Once I changed the sign to chip barms I sold loads. To say we are only 40 minutes away from manchester they don't half talk funny
