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katex · 31-10-2005, 19:10

80% (approx) of the people I talk to below Warrington above Lancaster ask me where Accrington is. I reply in this robotic way:-

Answer: Between Blackburn and Burnley.
Blank expression and silence.
Answer: 15 miles east of Preston?
Blank expression and silence.
Now becoming an impatient answer: 30 Miles north of Manchester?
Oh right.

Apart from giving them map references, sure you lot can give me better directions as to where we are .. not exactly 3rd planet from the sun, is it ??

31-10-2005, 19:10	#1
katex Resting in Peace Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Clayton-le-Moors Posts: 10,551 Blog Entries: 3 Liked: 16 times Rep Power: 11259	Accrington - where is it ?? 80% (approx) of the people I talk to below Warrington above Lancaster ask me where Accrington is. I reply in this robotic way:- Answer: Between Blackburn and Burnley. Blank expression and silence. Answer: 15 miles east of Preston? Blank expression and silence. Now becoming an impatient answer: 30 Miles north of Manchester? Oh right. Apart from giving them map references, sure you lot can give me better directions as to where we are .. not exactly 3rd planet from the sun, is it ??