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Re: Homemakers
Like the thinking behind that chav it brings a totally new meaning to shopping.
Mr Harris could you bring out the customers new appliance
Yes Mr Barnes
You stand there with eager anticipation
Mr harris returns with a large box and his brush and paint set
Panic sets in
He opens the box teasingly while you stand there wondering about the paint
Is it what you wanted he askes
You reply well have you got it in a different colour
Big mistake that
Mr HArris then lifts is brush and paint and starts with a little bit here and a littlre bit there
Then heres a bit theres a bit everywere a little bit.
End result you walk out with something that looks like it is out of the sixties with its mirriard of colours looking very sycadelic.
You think to yourself why did I open my mouth a new colour tv withe the enphasis on colour.
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