[Margaret Pilkington]

I am not fond of moustaches either.....despite the fact that hubby has one.
I have tried many times to get him to shave it off......I tell him it looks like a sod round a rat-hole......and I have asked him why he cultivates on his face what grows wild round his bum......but to no avail. He was clean shaven when I met him. He tells me that shaving of his 'mo' won't reveal a younger face underneath.