[Sparkologist]

Two worms live on a golf course. The first worm says, "What kind of day is it?"
The other worm says, "I don't know, but I was just going up to check it out." So he starts up through the dirt.
At that moment, two lady golfers are walking along the fairway. The first one says, "I gotta wiz."
Her friend says, "Well, it's very early. There's nobody else here. Do it right here. Nobody will know."
The first lady says, "You think so?"
Her friend says, "Yeah."
She pulls down her panties, lifts up her little golf dress and squats. She's just about to commence when the worm pokes his head up out of the grass right below her. She lets fly and he gets soaked. He's dripping wet as he goes back down through the dirt. He goes up to the first worm, soaking wet. The first worm looks at him and says, "Oh, it's raining huh?"
The second worm says, "Not only is it raining, it's raining so hard the birds are building their nests upside-down!"