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Originally Posted by K.S.H
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I was shocked to hear Home Secretary David Blunkett say that Britain's prison population has been ballooning for the past ten years. My God, has the world gone mad? Those people are there to be punished, not to be given 'thrill of a lifetime' experiences that most law abiding citizens can only dream of.
Mrs Close, Headingley
These do-gooders are now telling us we shouldn't hunt elephants. Perhaps they'd like to explain where precisely we're going to get our ivory from?
Mr Bray, Stafford
I HAVE recently started to m@sturb@te whilst fantasising about Jeanette Krankie. My problem is that I cannot work out whether I am gay, straight or a p@edophile What do your readers think?
A Wood, Scotland.
It's all very well Meg Ryan getting her kit off for her new film, but why wasn't she doing it twenty years ago before her puppies hit the pan?
Alan P
So God helps all those who pray to him eh? I prayed and asked him to fix the gearbox on my car, Did he? did he F**k, in fact I think hes made it worse as I cant get it into 2nd gear now.
Andy
Biggleswadeick, Kingston-upon-Hull
They say you can't trust anybody these days.
Sadly, it is true, only yesterday, I broke into my next door neighbors, stole his telly and smashed up his house whilst he was out shopping.
Steven Arthurs, Bristol
We are police vice squad officers, that is to say porn cops, and our favourite breakfast cereal is Corn Pops.
Do any other readers have favourite breakfast cereals that are spoonerisms of their occupations?
D.S Jackson and D.C Cobham. thames valley CID