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Originally Posted by garinda
The ghostly vision we call Garinda, stands at the end of A-bernezer's Care Bear's four poster bed, the one with the matching pelmet.
'Whoooooooo. Whhhhhhhoooooooo. Whhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooo.'
A-bernezer awakens to see the vision of wispy loveliness. Garinda decides to ignore the little tent that has appeared under the Care Bears duvet.
'A-bernezer Scrouge, you've been a miserable old ****** all year.'
'You will give poor tiny Tim more than a goose this Christmas. You'll give him stuffing as well, with all the trimmings.'
A-bernezer sees that Garinda is right, and from now on he'll be as giddy as a giddy kipper that's had to much of his favorite gin.
God bless us, each and every one, even old A-bernezer.
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Perhaps if you are the ghost of Christmas past, then this painful memory is the reason for his hatred of the season?
When next you appear as Christmas present instead of Humbug you could let him have a suck on a couple of Uncle Joes Mint balls? This may remove the horrible taste of your last meeting!
I know these sweets come from the exotic and far away land of Wigan but even that town was in Lancashire once so it might not be too foreign to him
Rindy as Christmas Present