'Tesco insisted yesterday the disposable rings - which last 20 minutes and have a small vibrating pad to enhance the pleasure of women during sex - were not sex toys but part of the health and family planning range.' (Today's Independent.)
Twenty minutes? That's longer than most of you men last.
So Tealeaf's red top thread is misleading, they aren't sex toys at all, they are part of a family planning range.
Though I don't know how they will help with family planning except they are produced by Durex, or perhaps wives will tell amourous husbands to go and play with their ring.