Let me see now ... oh yes, broke my hip slipping on spilt water in the kitchen, eight stitches in forehead/black eyes, bruising all over body whilst falling downstairs, three broken toes (on separate occasions) from pulling door over feet or hitting items left on floor, broken big toe from pulling out drawer completely and ninety degrees drop on aforesaid. Broken nose from hitting cupboard left open in error .. ribs, don't mention. Well, those just inside ... guess added a little to the stastitics.
Never had the pleasure of an Ann Summers accident yet though
