Sorry Lettie, just realised you wanted funny ones, fallen downstairs a few times catching my foot in flares but that's about it. (quite common I believe)
My son did however get angry whilst playing on the playstation 'cause he wiped it off or summat ...slammed his hand against the wall and broke bones in that area .. pratt !
Still not really what you are looking for .. will ask around, will be some good tales somewhere.
