Ok I think I have mentioned on here before I broke my toes when my friend tried to shoo me out of the room with the hoover and my toes got sucked up and stuck round the spinning doofer thingy (can't remember what it's called).
At secondary school I was once taken to hospital with crush injuries after the fire alarm went off and I was a bit slow when it came to getting out with the crowd and was sucked under everyone!!!
OK NOW YOU CAN STOP LAUGHING!!!! 