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slinky · 28-11-2005, 22:13

I have broken my arm due to friend picking me up, then dropping me.

I once had a cricket ball smash into my nose, I was only 3 at the time, blood everywhere ouch!!!

I have broken my toe twice, once by kicking a milk crate while full off empty bottles with nothing on my feet. Once play fighting with Ginger and kicked his shoe, with nothing on my feet again (must remember to wear shoes at all times).

Too many cut fingers to fingers to even mention.

Once got stuck in a chimney pot that was in the back garden when I was a kid. Playing hide and seek with tinks and got in it, bent down, then when she found me realised my knee's had locked.
Mum and dad having to roll me down the back yard where we lived on manor street, and having to put margarine down into the chimney pot to slide me out. It was that or call the fire brigade, and if it happened today, no way would I let them put margarine down.........GET THE FIRE BRIGADE!!

Hurt my hip badly last new years eve, trying to stand up when very very very drunk, with a friend that was trying to help me but was just as drunk as me. We both ended up falling over and she landed on top of me. My poor hip for the next week or so killed me every time i turned over in bed.

I sliced all my head open when i was about 4 years old. Playing shadow boxing, and went straight through the glass door, again, blood everywhere and loads of stitches. Never have glass doors where there are kids, not a good idea.

I thinks thats it for me. I have had bumps and scrapes but nowt too bad.

Oh yeah before i go. I was once coming down the stairs with my pram and doll when i was about 7 years old. The pram started going hell for leather down the stairs and rather than let go and break my pram, i held on for dear life. I ended up going ass over breakfast time, smashed my head on the radiator at the bottom of the stairs, the pram landed on top of me, and I was out cold for about 3 minutes hehehe. Don't worry the doll was fine.

28-11-2005, 22:13	#10
slinky God Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the Edge! Posts: 5,131 Blog Entries: 76 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 367	Re: What a hapless lot we are.. I have broken my arm due to friend picking me up, then dropping me. I once had a cricket ball smash into my nose, I was only 3 at the time, blood everywhere ouch!!! I have broken my toe twice, once by kicking a milk crate while full off empty bottles with nothing on my feet. Once play fighting with Ginger and kicked his shoe, with nothing on my feet again (must remember to wear shoes at all times). Too many cut fingers to fingers to even mention. Once got stuck in a chimney pot that was in the back garden when I was a kid. Playing hide and seek with tinks and got in it, bent down, then when she found me realised my knee's had locked. Mum and dad having to roll me down the back yard where we lived on manor street, and having to put margarine down into the chimney pot to slide me out. It was that or call the fire brigade, and if it happened today, no way would I let them put margarine down.........GET THE FIRE BRIGADE!! Hurt my hip badly last new years eve, trying to stand up when very very very drunk, with a friend that was trying to help me but was just as drunk as me. We both ended up falling over and she landed on top of me. My poor hip for the next week or so killed me every time i turned over in bed. I sliced all my head open when i was about 4 years old. Playing shadow boxing, and went straight through the glass door, again, blood everywhere and loads of stitches. Never have glass doors where there are kids, not a good idea. I thinks thats it for me. I have had bumps and scrapes but nowt too bad. Oh yeah before i go. I was once coming down the stairs with my pram and doll when i was about 7 years old. The pram started going hell for leather down the stairs and rather than let go and break my pram, i held on for dear life. I ended up going ass over breakfast time, smashed my head on the radiator at the bottom of the stairs, the pram landed on top of me, and I was out cold for about 3 minutes hehehe. Don't worry the doll was fine. __________________ Millions of sperm and you was the fastest?? Miracles do happen!!