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Tinkerbelle[/left]]Can I have one pleae Uncle Less PLEASEEEEE??? 
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My Dear
Tinks
' I get many requests from young ladies like yourself that are just begging for one, however although I must admit that due to my age the queue of such enthusiastic amateurs isn't the length it used to be I will have to refrain from showing any form of favouritism and ask you to join the back of it!
At my age I have to be careful with the amount I give out these days and although the mind still leads me to give a quick one now and then I find that to maintain the quality of my insults I must distribute them with the utmost of care and with only the minimum of effort,
I thank you in anticipation of the time when we can get together and resolve this unfortunate circumstance, please feel free to use this mild but at the same time sincerely meant 'bog off' until we can get together, i leave you now my pet hopefully in drooling anticipation, your own worst enema Less.
