June, this is the first winter in about fifteen years were I haven't warmed my old bones under the sun at this time of year.
It's freezing, and slippy here, and the novelty of the first snowfall as soon wore off.
I will give you two options, either hire a copy of a Chistmas Carol, or arrange a house swap with me sharpish.
I'll even leave the money for a family bucket of KFC under the bowl on the sideboard.
