Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 01-12-2005, 08:48   #1147
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman, all in the army!

As they are going out on exercises in the dessert their CO says they can take one extra piece of kit with them. Anything of their choice!

On the news the Englishman says he will take an extra supply of water.

The Scotsman says "well being out in the desert I could do with some whiskey", so he gets a bottle of scotch!

The Irishman says, well I will take a car door!

The others look at him and say a car door? Why?

The Irishman man say's well when it gets too hot in the desert I can wind the Window down!
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