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Acrylic-bob · 03-12-2005, 19:10

Following the example of the french woman the other day, I think I could go for cosmetic surgery. I have half a mind to pop down to see Dixon MD and demand to be considered for a scalp transplant. I have always had a hankering for thick lustrous black hair rather than the flyaway brown/grey I am currently saddled with.

I would also like to have my nose straightened and my bags lifted; the breaking of one, lead to the fall of the other. The rest of me, however, is as perfect as perfect can be and I would not change one square nanometer of me...except for the pecs...oh and the six-pack...and I suppose my bum could do with a lift...and an extra inch or three on the wedding tackle would not hurt... and I could well do without the freckles and as for the laughter lines, Jeez, nothing is that funny!

03-12-2005, 19:10	#56
Acrylic-bob God Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tragic Conn Posts: 4,007 Blog Entries: 15 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 2472	Re: Would you have plastic surgery? Following the example of the french woman the other day, I think I could go for cosmetic surgery. I have half a mind to pop down to see Dixon MD and demand to be considered for a scalp transplant. I have always had a hankering for thick lustrous black hair rather than the flyaway brown/grey I am currently saddled with. I would also like to have my nose straightened and my bags lifted; the breaking of one, lead to the fall of the other. The rest of me, however, is as perfect as perfect can be and I would not change one square nanometer of me...except for the pecs...oh and the six-pack...and I suppose my bum could do with a lift...and an extra inch or three on the wedding tackle would not hurt... and I could well do without the freckles and as for the laughter lines, Jeez, nothing is that funny! __________________ Enough is ENOUGH Get Britain out of Europe Last edited by Acrylic-bob; 03-12-2005 at 19:16.