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Sara · 05-12-2005, 20:45

A Trebor Mint and a Polo are in the pub, having a drink. The Polo is acting hard, as usual, with the odd "What you starin' at?" and "Yer sittin' in MY seat!".

This goes on for a few hours, until the doors open and in walks a Honey'n'Lemon Locket. The Polo gasps and instantly starts cowering in a corner.

The Trebor Mint says "What's up with you? I thought you were hard as nails?". "Yeh," says the Polo, "but that's LOCKET!". The Trebor Mint thinks what this could mean, shakes his head and replies "And?".

The Polo whispers, "And ... he's totally MENTHOL!"

05-12-2005, 20:45	#1153
Sara Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: accrington Posts: 1,746 Liked: 5 times Rep Power: 653	Re: Joke Of The Day A Trebor Mint and a Polo are in the pub, having a drink. The Polo is acting hard, as usual, with the odd "What you starin' at?" and "Yer sittin' in MY seat!". This goes on for a few hours, until the doors open and in walks a Honey'n'Lemon Locket. The Polo gasps and instantly starts cowering in a corner. The Trebor Mint says "What's up with you? I thought you were hard as nails?". "Yeh," says the Polo, "but that's LOCKET!". The Trebor Mint thinks what this could mean, shakes his head and replies "And?". The Polo whispers, "And ... he's totally MENTHOL!" __________________