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geoff70 · 08-12-2005, 16:45

considering all the attention the calder bars getting ..heres one for the single fellas to try on with some honeys!!

James Bond walks into "THE C A L D E R " and sits next to a drop dead gorgeous brunette.

He looks at her then takes a look at his watch. The girl asks "Is your date late?"

Bond replies (excuse the bad impression): "No. It'sh jusht my watch is rather schpecial. It's one of Q's little toysh."

"Really what does it do?" enquired the bombshell, fluttering her eyelashes.

"Well it tellsh me, telepathically, detailsh about a pershon. You, for example, it tellsh me that your not wearing any pantiesh!!" announced Bond with a raised eyebrow.

The girl giggled. "I hate to break it to you" she said "but i'm actually wearing panties".

"Damn!" exclaimed Bond "Bloody thing musht be an hour fasht!"

How's that for smooth!

08-12-2005, 16:45	#1155
geoff70 Full Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: chav free norn ireland Posts: 171 Liked: 0 times Rep Power: 38	Re: Joke Of The Day considering all the attention the calder bars getting ..heres one for the single fellas to try on with some honeys!! James Bond walks into "THE C A L D E R " and sits next to a drop dead gorgeous brunette. He looks at her then takes a look at his watch. The girl asks "Is your date late?" Bond replies (excuse the bad impression): "No. It'sh jusht my watch is rather schpecial. It's one of Q's little toysh." "Really what does it do?" enquired the bombshell, fluttering her eyelashes. "Well it tellsh me, telepathically, detailsh about a pershon. You, for example, it tellsh me that your not wearing any pantiesh!!" announced Bond with a raised eyebrow. The girl giggled. "I hate to break it to you" she said "but i'm actually wearing panties". "Damn!" exclaimed Bond "Bloody thing musht be an hour fasht!" How's that for smooth! __________________ the last time i pulled a crowd like you ,i took my top off at a hen party!! Last edited by geoff70; 08-12-2005 at 16:49.