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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and
asks if he can help them.

"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up
dere,"says Gerry.

The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and Gerry pay for the
birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of
the Connor Pass.



At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000' foot drop and says

"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts
them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.



Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself
stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes
his head and says "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous
for me!"



THERE'S MORE



Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet
shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper
bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis,"
Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the
edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun
and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until
he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his
head and says "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"



IT IS NOT OVER YET



Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean Og
appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out
of which he pulls a chicken. Sean Og then hurls himself off the cliff
and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.



Once more Paddy shakes his head. "sod dat, lads. First dere was Gerry
with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting. and now Sean Og and
his fook'n hengliding!"