I went down Preston the other friday and o m g i havent bin so legless in ages. I got kicked out a bar for pooring my own gin at the bar, had a scrap with a girl, nearly got arrested for drunk and disorderly. Got kicked out a taxis cause i wanted to be sick and then he drove off and left me so i was in middle of preston not knowing were i was cause i couldnt lift up my head. My poor chap had to meet the other taxis driver in huncoat at 3 in morning at petrol station and pay my bill of 50.00 then take me upstairs and get me to bed. What a mess! Thats gin for you. Mothers ruin. ha