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Old 19-12-2005, 20:40   #10
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Re: Oh yes it is.....oh no it isn't....

Paul: 'What time is it?'

Barry: 'Hold on I'll get my trumpet.'

Paul: 'How can you tell the time with a trumpet?'

Barry: 'Watch this.'

Barry gives a long loud blast on his trumpet.

Voice from the distance: 'Who's playing a trumpet at two o'clock in the morning?'

Barry: 'There you are, it's two o'clock.'

To me, to you, to me, to you.

Brilliant stuff. Low-brow, never.
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