The only resolution I have ever kept was one I made when I was about 8 or 9. I used to bite my nails and I decided, one New Year's Eve, to stop. I never did it again and I was so proud of myself.
Every New Year I resolve to stop smoking my 10 a day (Come on, girl, you know it makes sense - think of your health, think of your wallet, blah, blah, blah!). Every year I keep it up for at least 48 hours.
I also make this resolution every birthday (January), at Easter, Whit, Midsummer, August Bank Holiday and on Bonfire Night. One day,
I will do it. Maybe 2006 will be THE year. Cross your fingers for me, eh?