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Sparkologist · 26-12-2005, 08:39

Right then, chaps, did you forget to buy your loved one a Christmas present? Glad to hear you didn't.
When you have read this seasonal tale, you never will in the future, neither...

A husband rolled in pi$$ed on Christmas Eve, and was in big trouble when he forgot to get a Christmas present for his wife.
His wife told him, "Tomorrow, there better be something in the driveway for me that goes 0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
The next day, on Christmas morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new set off bathroom scales.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

26-12-2005, 08:39	#1159
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 57	Re: Joke Of The Day Right then, chaps, did you forget to buy your loved one a Christmas present? Glad to hear you didn't. When you have read this seasonal tale, you never will in the future, neither... A husband rolled in pi$$ed on Christmas Eve, and was in big trouble when he forgot to get a Christmas present for his wife. His wife told him, "Tomorrow, there better be something in the driveway for me that goes 0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next day, on Christmas morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new set off bathroom scales. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday. __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!