"PaintbyNumbers" Fire Engines
If you fancy Fire engines to be pink or mauve, now is the time to contact John Prescott!
He is launching a thorough investigation costing in the region of £100,000 to find out if a colour other than red should be used on fire appliances and also whether they should continue the "wah-wee" or change it to "wee-wah."
It is likely that researchers will travel abroad to see what colour other countries paint theirs - If you want a volunteer John
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