Here's another joke to upset Mary Whitehouse.
Three blondes are sitting in a café, talking about what to get their boyfriends for Christmas.
"It's funny," said Samantha. "Peter's balls are always cold as ice when I blow him! I think I should get him some ball warmers for Christmas."
"You know what?" replied Jenny. "It's exactly the same with my Richard!"
They turn to the third blonde, Candi, and asked, "When you blow Chris, are his balls cold, too?"
"Ugh! That's disgusting! I never put Chris's thing in my mouth!" exclaimed Candi.
"You're crazy," Samantha piped up. "A good blowjob is the best way to keep a guy! You should try it! It would make a great Christmas gift for Chris!"
Candi says she'll think about it. The next time they meet at the café it is Boxing Day and Candi is sporting a wicked shiner.
"Whoa!" Jenny exclaimed. "How did you get that black eye?!"
"Chris hit me when I was blowing him," Candi said.
"What on earth for?!" Jenny asked.
"I don't know," Candi replied. "I was giving him his Christmas present like you two suggested. I mentioned how strange it was that his balls were so warm, when Pete and Richard's were so cold, and he punched me!!!"